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Diego's guide to paying your bills:

First, spread them out all over the floor so you can keep your eyes on them, and pounce on them repeatedly -- just to make sure they're not going anywhere.

Hey, get back over here! See? This one's already trying to get away.


Grab them firmly with your jaw, and proceed to thrash them around. Keep this up for a few minutes, for good measure. And that's it.

You didn't think I was actually going to pay them, did you? Don't be ridiculous.