Kitty Escort Services
Now that I'm up, I may as well tell you about my little enterprise.
Oh would you look at the time. I need to catch another nap. Thank you for visiting. Please come again soon. Bye bye now!
Ahem. Welcome to Madam Dora's. The place to go for all your cat-companionship needs. No, not that kind of companionship. Geez, you're embarrassing me.
We provide standard kitty-kare services, like tail-biting and paw-pad cleaning (demonstrated below by yours truly). Inquire within for more details.
Oh would you look at the time. I need to catch another nap. Thank you for visiting. Please come again soon. Bye bye now!
posted by Ava at
2:23 PM
2 Comments:
I like how the situation in which you want a cat and jordan didn't want a cat is resolved with a compromise where you get 2 cats!!!!! hilarious!
Ava...dude...you need a job or a hobby or something. xoxo
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